worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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