Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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