She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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