I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
