SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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