my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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