he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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