He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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