I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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