she looked like the bat from fern gully.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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