Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You dont lie about slip and slides
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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