ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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