why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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