How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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