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Fuck
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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