I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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