My brain says no but my pants say off.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
