Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
one two three fourrrrnication!
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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