Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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