North Korea, Best Korea!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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