I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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