This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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