I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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