I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Im part way to drunk.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
