i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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