Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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