I have demons in me.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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