Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
handjob tips. give me some.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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