ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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