I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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