He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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