He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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