Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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