i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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