Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I want to stick my p in your. b.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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