I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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