when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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