STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i think im in europe. pls send help
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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