Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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