Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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