she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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