So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
