How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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