She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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