you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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