is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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