i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
do herpes really smell.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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