My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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