i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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