Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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